The Monkey Is In.

So be prepared. Bring a banana.

I'm a writer of horror and dark fiction. I've been doing this since 1999 and believe me when I say, it's cheaper than therapy and safer for the world at large.

When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.
— Bette Davis

Here you will find a page that has links to all the reviews and articles I write, whether they be about movies or books.



1/31/2017 My first article of 2017 for Slack Jaw Punks: Love Gone Wrong, an endearing list of films that feature psychopaths and horror.



11/11/2017 New review up at Cinema Head Cheese: Space Boobs in Space. Actually kinda fun but don't look for nudity. You won't find it.

9/7/2017 Another gem for you at Cinema Head Cheese: Hold Your Breath. Ugh.

7/25/2017 Next for Cinema Head Cheese: 9 Days: Whipped, Chained, and Tortured by a Psychopath. Seriously, I can't make this shit up.

7/1/2017 Another one for Cinema Head Cheese: Daddy's Little Girl. Well done revenge thriller. I know, right?

5/1/2017 Latest for Cinema Head Cheese: House on Straw Hill. FUCKING ART FILM!!

4/14/2017 Double feature review for Cinema Head Cheese: The Scarlet Scorpion and Deadtime Stories. Campy cheesy fun.

4/2/2017 New on for Cinema Head Cheese: Dust Up. Not that bad of a western-exploitation-comedy film.

3/23/2017 I reviewed an actual play for Cinema Head Cheese: The Visitation. It's okay.

2/6/2017 One for Cinema Head Cheese: Muckman. Meh monster movie.

1/20/2017 Latest for Cinema Head Cheese: The Manson Family. So much artsy bullshit.

1/7/2017 First of the year for Cinema Head Cheese: The Devil Lives Here. Could have been good. It wasn't.


SLACK JAW PUNKS REVIEWS (usually Drunken Monkey)

11/20/2017 Fifth installment of my Drunken Monkey series review - Puppet Mast V: The Final Chapter

10/4/2017 Fourth movie for my Drunken Monkey series review - Puppet Master IV: The Demon

8/23/17 Third film in my Drunken Monkey series review - Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

7/16/2017 Second film in my Drunken Monkey series review - Puppet Master II.

6/18/2017 Started a new series review for my Drunken Monkey column at Slack Jaw Punks. Puppet Master. Hooray!

3/16/2017 Drunken Monkey Movie Review over at SlackJawPunks: Get Out. Be prepared. I didn't like it.

1/21/2017 My latest Drunken Monkey Movie Review for SlackJawPunks is up. Split isn't horror but it's a damn good thriller.