The Monkey Is In.

So be prepared. Bring a banana.

I'm a writer of horror and dark fiction. I've been doing this since 1999 and believe me when I say, it's cheaper than therapy and safer for the world at large.

When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.
— Bette Davis

Here you will find a page that has links to all the reviews and articles I write, whether they be about movies or books.


2018

Articles

 


Movies

CINEMA HEADCHEESE REVIEWS

5/3/2018 Next up for CHC: Almost Invisible. Another let down from Chemical Burn Entertainment.

3/25/2018 Double review for you this month: Retirement of Joe Corduroy and Skin Eating Jungle Vampires. Yin yang going on here, folks.

 

 

SLACK JAW PUNKS REVIEWS (usually Drunken Monkey)

5/11/18 New review in the Puppet Master Series: Axis of Evil. Not too bad.

4/17/2018 Another review for the Puppet Master Series: Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys. *sigh*

3/20/2018 Next installment of the Puppet Master Series: The Legacy. So. Fucking. Pissed.

2/14/2018 Another film from the PM Series: Retro Puppet Master. Still pretty fun.