The Monkey Is In.

So be prepared. Bring a banana.

I'm a writer of horror and dark fiction. I've been doing this since 1999 and believe me when I say, it's cheaper than therapy and safer for the world at large.

Wanna keep in touch? Here's how.

DO: Check out my  Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook pages. That's why I made them. So you can look at my pithy words and read my fabulous pictures. Wait...the opposite of what I just said, actually.

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DONT: Try to find out my address, phone number, personal email, favorite hangouts, or prisoner dungeon on your own. If I want you to know these things, I will tell you personally. If you have to search for them by digging through my trash because I won't share, you WILL have a problem. Namely my foot up your ass.